Jokes about Animals

A man walks a snail on leash and meets one his friend. Friend tells him: - What a beautiful snail you have. - I had one more beautiful but it…

Adult jokes

- Why farmers have it bigger than the guys from city? - ??? - Because they haven't had toys! Two girls: - Which is the best contraceptive? - An aspirin.…

Jokes about Policemen

Two policemen are going to work: - Shall we take a bus or walk? - Well, lets see what arrives first. A policeman comes to the office with one black…

On line casino jokes

After a long time two friends met, happy to see each other. One of them, chewing on something big, asked his friend how was he and what was new in…

Jokes about Sex

In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: - John, why aren’t you writing? - I’m exhausted…

Short jokes

An American: - We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. An Italian: - We have Silvio Berlusconi, no wonder, no hope and no cash. - All…