Jokes about Policemen

Two policemen are going to work:
– Shall we take a bus or walk?
– Well, lets see what arrives first.

A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
– You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
– Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.

– Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?
– ???
– The stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist.

Two policemen are in a patrol car:
– Could you check if the directionals work on your side of the car?
The other policeman looks through the window and says:
– Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no…

On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.
– Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?
– Because we are not sure that we will find a place to make a u-turn on the top of the mountain.
After one hour the same man sees the same police car driving downhill backwards again.
– But guys, why are you driving backwards again?
– We found a place to make a u-turn up there.

A policeman sent his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife.
– No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.
– You are right, lets go to the beach.
After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks in on them.
– Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.
– You are right – said the husband – but I had a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.
– Don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.


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