– Why farmers have it bigger than the guys from city?
– ???
– Because they haven’t had toys!
Two girls:
– Which is the best contraceptive?
– An aspirin.
– ???
– Take an aspirin, put it between the knees and keep it tight.
A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says:
– “Fuck it, the same again!” and then goes to the bed.
Married man has belly because when he comes to the bad he says:
– “Fuck it, the same again!” and then goes and opens the fridge.
A guy comes to his friend and finds him beating his dick with a hammer.
– What are you doing?
– I’m masturbating.
– Masturbating with a hammer!? Are you enjoying it at all?
– Yes, each time I miss it.